Below are the 10 most recent journal entries recorded in BARBARIANMETALKING's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, June 9th, 2004
6:13 pm	BMK NOT UPDATE IN LITTLE WHILE. SO WHAT?!?!? WHAT PUNY WEBLANDERS WHO HANG ON BMK EVERY WORD AND DEED DO? YOU WHINE? YOU CRY? Current Mood: angry (38 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004
11:19 am	BMK WENT WALKING TODAY. IT PROVED WELCOME RESPITE FROM BEING COOPED UP IN HUT WITH OTHER BARBARIANS. YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE, BUT HUT FULL OF BARBARIANS LOUNGING AROUND NAKED GET A BIT SMELLY. WHICH ONE OF WENCHES WANT RUT WITH BMK TODAY? Current Mood: angry (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, May 8th, 2004
1:10 pm	BMK SICK BMK HATE AMERICA. BMK HATE RAGWEED AND POLLEN AND DOG HAIR AND EVERGLADES BUT NOT KITTY CATS. BMK ALLERGIES KICKING BMK ASS TODAY. BMK WILL BURN ALL TREES AND GRASS IN STUPID COUNTRY ONCE ELECTED. Current Mood: angry (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 29th, 2004
10:02 am	THIS NOT BMK!!!! DO NOT LIE ABOUT BMK! SERIOUSLY. BMK HEARING PEOPLE SAY THIS IS BMK BUT THIS IS NOT. BMK MUCH PRETTIER. Current Mood: angry (9 Comments |Comment on this)
2:03 am	US DEMOCRACY FAIL YOU! BOW TO BMK! BMK THINKING THAT DEMOCRACY NOT WORK, SO PUNY AMERICAN PANSIES JUST GIVE IN NOW! BARBARIAN METAL KING IS IRRESISTABLE FORCE! YOU ARE BUG! BMK APPRECIATE SENSELESS INVASIONS OF PLACES. HELL, THAT HOW BMK MAKE LIVING. BUT NOT IN A DESERT. THAT JUST DUMB. D-U-M-B! DUMB! BMK NOT SPELL IT OUT AGAIN. VOTE BARBARIAN METAL KING IN 2004. YOU FEEL BETTER AFTER THE FACT. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 29th, 2003
9:08 am	SEE WHO BACK? THAT RIGHT, IT BMK! BMK MUST APOLOGIZE FOR LACK OF UPDATE IN... 1,2,3, lots... LOTS OF TIME. BMK OUT DESTROYING VARIOUS AND SUNDRY THINGS ABOUT COSTA RICA WHILE GETTING LATINA WENCHES. BMK SEE THAT, IN LONG TIME HE AWAY, WARBAND GROW SOMEWHAT. BMK LIKE THIS. SOON, WORLD TREMBLE AT FEET OF BARBARIANMETALKING! oh, AND WARBAND! Current Mood: awake (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 22nd, 2002
12:42 pm	BMK GET PHILOSOPHICAL! BMK RECENTLY PERUSE DERIDA'S WORKS. AND BMK THINK ON MATTERS OF PHILOSOPHY. IF ONLY THING WHICH BMK SEES IS WORD, SINCE CONCEPT LIKE LOVE OR HATE NOT VISIBLE, AND WORD NOT EXIST EXCEPT IN HEAD, HOW ANYTHING EXIST? AND SINCE WORDS MEAN NOTHING, THEN NOTHING MEAN ANYTHING, SINCE ONLY THING WHICH HUMAN SEE IS WORD, NOT ACTUAL OBJECT. CAT IS NOT SMALL FURRY ANIMAL! CAT IS WORD, NO MORE, NO LESS! Current Mood: angry (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, May 10th, 2002
7:04 pm	AND DO NOT LAUGH! DO NOT LAUGH AT BMK'S KITTENS AS EMOTION ICONS! EVEN BMK HAVE HEART, TINY AND COLD THOUGH IT IS! LAUGH AT BMK AND BMK SMASH YOU WITH HAMMER! IN HEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! TEMPT FATE LITTLE MAN! Current Mood: angry (4 Comments |Comment on this)
6:50 pm	SEE THE ENEMY LOOK AT RHAPSODY! THOUGH BMK FIND THEM ROCKING, THEY LAWFUL GOOD! BMK CHAOTIC NEUTRAL! THIS OBVIOUS CLASH OF ALIGNMENT! AFTER BMK GET +5 SWORD OF METAL POWER, BMK AND RHAPSODY CLASH FOR FATE OF WORLD! MARK BMK'S WORDS, BAND CALLED RHAPSODY: BMK RIDE DOWN FROM NORTH AND DESTROY ALL YOU HOLD DEAR! RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: angry (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 6th, 2002
1:03 pm	RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! BMK HEARD TELL OF PATHETIC THING CALLED LIVEJOURNAL. BMK DECIDE TO CHECK MATTER OUT. BMK THEN SIGN UP TO FURTHER PLAN TO DESTROY PUNY WEBLANDERS! BMK NEO-LUDDITE, IT TRUE! BMK KNOW THE PEOPLE OF LIVEJOURNAL TRIBE THINK THIS CATHARTIC, BUT IT NOT! IT SAD!!! VERY SAD! BMK SLAY WEBLANDERS WITH WIT AND WISDOM OF FROZEN TUNDRA! TREMBLE AND WAIL, WEBLANDERS, FOR BMK, DESTROYER OF BEARS AND CASANOVA TO WENCHES THROUGHOUT WORLD HAS COME TO SLAY YOU ALL! Current Mood: angry (Comment on this)